Monday, 20 February 2012

MY LOTTERY HOME !

One day it shall be mine, O yes one day it shall be mine...!

OK I am a man of simple needs in life. I do not think I am being too greedy in wanting a nice Ferrari Dino parked in my drive in a copper colour scheme to match my expensive copper pans that bring a glorious warming colour to my kitchen. Neither do I think its too much to ask for Uma Thurman to serve me my breakfast of a lovely Supreme of Swallows Smoked Haddock with a lovely vibrant egg yolk running over it in the morning while wearing her Super Girl outfit.

Arguably the best tool to cook with !
Arguably the best tool to pull a bird with ! ha ha !

Now you may have the classy cooking pans and the classy car but you need classy digs as well and the other week while wandering the beaches of Northumberland I came across the most beautiful house I have ever seen.OK its not much of a design sensation and Norman Foster might not be impressed but I thought this house that lay on the beach at Beadnell was truly idyllic.
Not only did it have a fantastic view of the sea and the rugged and wild Northumberland coastline but it had a little fishing harbour where I could go and buy fresh fish from the boats as they landed their catch.

The Fish and chip van I mean boat !
Nice walk on the beach.
OK its unlikely I am ever going to be in the position to buy a house like this and I can only guess at the price if it ever came on the market and even if it did this part of Northumberland is full of holiday cottages so the bidding on this kind of property would probably be of Wall Street proportions which would defiantly put me out. But sometimes it nice to dream. O how the other half live ! Now back to Uma Thurman in her Super girl outfit serving me breakfast ! now that's a lot more likely...zzzzzzzzzzzz ! ha ha !

The Wife !

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