How to use a bin !

First fill it up with as much kitchen prep waste that you can.

Then get another less senior chef to empty it. If he will not, it's time to fake a back spasm !

Then stand back and watch the chosen victim Chef wiggle the bag back and forward for 4 minutes while he gently removes the bin bag from the bin and then just see as he makes a sharp movement towards the kitchen exit the bag will split and empty its contents all over the kitchen floor. Tee Hee !

Then laugh and share the other chefs misfortune with anyone who will listen for ten minutes and then just when he has cleared it up offer to help.
Sorry Stewart. Just as a foot note to this blog I do not wander around the kitchen Paparazzi style just waiting to photograph any kitchen incidents that occur just to enhance my blog !! That would just not be Cricket !! ha ha !